by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

A )Making full use of the minimum number of resources for basic survival
B) living on a shoe- string budget
B) living on a shoe- string budget
by Sexydimma February 4, 2015

by whiskeychaserwv July 18, 2019

Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you
by Livin4loyalty April 3, 2022

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
by J Crack corn August 27, 2018
