The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.
by Tkob January 19, 2023
dude 1 : i just fucked a girl
dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys
dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys
dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018
Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
by aucdan July 30, 2022
People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 March 4, 2012
A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
by saltydawg12 May 27, 2011
fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )
by codezilla October 7, 2011