The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

skastic

1. since snowboarders 'shred' down the mountain, skiers go 'skastic'
2. awesome

1. i was going skastic down that hill
2. that was so skastic

by briandaman March 8, 2009

stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face

i totally gave that girl a stastick

by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010

swasticle

An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.

Jason is a wannabe Nazi, but is simply a swasticle.

by common tater July 30, 2016

Spastiche

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008

spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005