Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013

Spleepy

Spleepy is an incorrect spelling of sleepy and is usually said when someone is tired and refuses to say they are.

I'm so fucking Spleepy rn

by FukuWords December 6, 2018

Splender

One of the best people you’ll ever meet , she’s a crackhead, crazy , whatever you want to describe the uncanny person she is. She is one of the best friends you will ever meet. Usually from Ghana. She may have an attitude sometimes but she is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet . She’ll care for you and everyone else, unless you get on her bad side somehow. Then just don’t bother. She is an averagely good student , she does silly things at school such as throw sticky figures at the board, but she pays attention. She’s also usually slim and eats whatever she feels like. During her monthly she doesn’t get mood swings , she IS a mood swing.

“Hey have you met splender ?”
“Splender?”
“Yeah she’s pretty funny she throws sticky figures”
“OH I KNOW HER BAHAHA”

by TOTALLYNOTAGUY November 16, 2019

Splendiferous

Splendiferous can be used in many different contexts. During sexual contact, when someone asks you how your day is going, or when you climax alone or with someone. It is also a good word to use when Harry Potter role playing. Sounds like your casting a spell.

Person A: How are you doing?
Person B: Splendiferous!

Person A: aUg I’m cumming!!!
Person B: Splendiferous

Person A: Your magonagussy is splendiferous!!!

by The one and only megonagussy February 6, 2023

Speen

The essence of all things crazy and/or random. It inhibits pure unabashed randomness that drives innovation and creativity.

Noun/Adj.

The man’s high level of speen led to an idea that would go on to make him billions of dollars.

by Gogus June 8, 2023

Spleef

A east coast variation of the original European term Spliff: A large well rolled joint of atleased headie quality Marijuana containing 1 or more grams of Marijuana.

"Yo man you wanna hit this spleef?" Naw homie I just hit a personal spleef and I am smacked like a beesh.

by BatmanB June 10, 2007

Shleen

1)To move nonchalantly or to move in a manner that is effortless. Most commonly used as a verb.

2)To describe what you are doing

1)"I'm going to shleen over Dar's house in a little bit to drink some beers"

2)Q:"What are you doing?" A:"Just shleenin'"

by DDDoran November 26, 2010