Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Splat

Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.

Man: ahh I wish your family wasn't here or I would splat all over you right now!

by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019

lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018

splat

idk it means splat

“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”

by moicah April 22, 2020

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024