slippage

(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.

Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.

by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021

Girth Slip

When a persons size means they take up more than their allotted space

That lady should buy 2 train tickets her girth slipped all over me

by Mikerak January 7, 2015

kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Sconnie Slip Up

The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.

I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.

by gilman_god January 22, 2019

Green slip

a slip your mom needs sign in order for you to participate in the friday night circle jerk

bro 1: ay dude you got your green slip
bro 2: no my mom didn’t sign it so i can’t cum

by homohono July 31, 2019

The Slippery Gac

A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.

Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010

slippery ghecko

When you’re balls deep in your mrs while in the shower and pull your dick out and shove it in her ass and she tries to climb up the glass

Oh yeah have you ever slippery gheckoed your mrs it’s mad

by Flogaretti October 21, 2017