The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs

Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021

dirty slaughter

when your slaughtering the sportsbooks and casinos in soccer.

He pulled a dirty slaughter last night in vegas and went to the titty club

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Sophomore Slaughter

A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal

Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter

by Knives C August 17, 2024

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

slaughter king

The straight or masculine variant of the phrase “slay queen”

“I hit the gym last night and beat my pr”

“Slaughter king!”

by DistantSocut March 23, 2023

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.

Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."

by thedevilsjivetaxi May 12, 2024