Shorty JJ

A woman who is short and maybe a bit stout but still has a attractive figure and face.

Sorry, I don't think those tall jeans will work for me, I am just a Shorty JJ.

by Manchego June 29, 2009

shorty

A shorty is some one who is one of the gangstas bitches that gets no credit....or bryce...

wow that person is a shorty, must be a Bryce
go go go shorty...
or BRYCE IS SHORTY

by Bob Mgee November 8, 2006

drop a shorty

To give birth to a child.

Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"

by w3source June 22, 2007

Ship it to shorty

When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".

Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.

Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.

by n0kx May 29, 2009

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.

That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!

by dugsmet October 10, 2012

Shoot Shorty

Fart

What's that smell...aww damn, did you shoot Shorty?

by Young Zaphod August 12, 2010