Ship Of Theseus

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius

what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.

by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020

Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

Ship in a Bottle

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.

She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

by TheKingofSweden April 25, 2011

ship hit the iceberg

Another way to say "shit hit the fan".

When Josh Hartnett's dad walked in on his son getting it in the ass from none other than the king of the world Leonardo DiCaprio, the ship really hit the iceberg.

by Nick D October 13, 2003

Ship Name (fanfictions)

When someone takes two fictional characters and mashes them together. Normally, the person who is most likely to be more dominant would have their name first in the name.

So basically, in a Ship Name (fanfictions) ...

Marah would control Taylor in their relationship so their ship name would be Maylor, not Tarah

by shipping7803 December 7, 2017

ship-wrecked

When a fan of a series makes a prediction about relationships between characters but is devastated to discover the inaccuracy of said predictions, that fan is said to be ship-wrecked.

Certain Harry Potter fans found themselves ship-wrecked when Harry entered a relationship with Ginny.

by burdettb November 1, 2010

Ship in a Bottle

When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.

"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"

by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008