shiiat

southern for shit.

Shiiiat man did you see em monkeys hangin from dat thare Hickory tree.

by shakey man May 26, 2003

Shiitalkin Mushrooms

A variation of saying "shiitake" mushrooms but with more color.

We were going to have steak, so I thought I would sautee some shiitalkin mushrooms to go along with the meat.

by wordopotomus March 11, 2010

Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

by Hurling Words April 5, 2010

shiiih-meh

to describe something pretty impressive

How was your weekend - oh it was shiiih-meh
saying hello to someone you havnt seen in a while - shiiiimeh how you been

by oliok April 17, 2010

Shiiieeet

When something bad happens but its not so bad and its actually funny in a way, its a light hearted funny way to say shit

Kenny: hey Mike, come check out my phone's lock screen, its a picture of my drawing of an autistic bird
Mike: Oh my God Kenny, that sounds funny af
Kenny: Oh shit, I think I lost my phone, I dont know where I put it
Mike: Dude, its in your hand, its been there the whole time
Kenny: *looks down at phone in hand* Shiiieeet.

by Autistic_Birdz January 23, 2018

The Shitits

A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.

That place was the shit! It was the tits! It was....the shitits!

by Mr. Quackerjack June 14, 2018

Shiite

A certain self flagellating cult that is full of odd practices like mutah(holy prostitution) and matam(slapping head or banging head). They are taught to practice taqiyyah(lying) as an obligatory practice in their religion. They sometimes falsely ascribed to the religion of Islam.

I took a big shiite.

by Sir Ben Kingsley October 25, 2016