Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"
by mrbt July 29, 2008
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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas July 11, 2013
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sharpie girl

Sharpie girl is when a girl fingers herself with a sharpie marker . follow me on instagram @ 248_liliaaann
Hey is that sharpie girl in that video ?
by 2488lilred November 02, 2019
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sharpie pic

When a girl sends a guy a picture of one or more sharpies in her pussy.
by afrojacked October 20, 2014
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Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.
"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."
by The Original Pfeiffer March 26, 2010
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Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.
hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.
by Kayin5lifebish January 28, 2019
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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by November 06, 2020
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