Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Power Session

Extremely vigorous and repeated acts of sexual conquest that are generally fueled by some combination of rage, pent up aggression, Red Bull and/or the White Horse. Definitively more forceful and aggressive than just banging, slamming, or plowing, a power session is multiple acts of sexual mastery generally leading to legendary status for the individual.

Jimmy: Yo, did you hear all that noise coming out of that room down the hall? Sounds like a bear was let loose.

Bobby: Yea, that’s just some dude giving his chick a power session.

by davidgilmorinoregon June 8, 2015

Balti Session

When a group of guys make a circle around a balti(bucket) and jerk off into it.

Hey guys lets go to mukhs, hes having a balti session

by m1234s March 9, 2015

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 15, 2017

Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session

Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session

by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021