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I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)
Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears
by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019
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sarsy

1. An embarrassed apology, with acknowledgement that your actions might have led to an epidemic of global proportions.
2. An apology made after giving someone SARS.
-Dude, why did you break that test tube?! We're all going to die!
-Whoops, sarsy!
-No prob.
by Bunzobunzo November 15, 2006
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Why Are You Searching This?

Hmmm, I wonder, why are you? Your curious I know it.
Why are you searching this?
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Scars

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
The Joker's scars.
by jungle kitty October 30, 2008
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Search and Destroy

Game (best on the freeway) when you stick your ass out of a car window and take a shit. Also done to make other drivers see someone take a crap while going 70mph.
"OMG honey that boy is taking a poop ouside his car window!"
"Oh sweetie they're just playing search and destroy."
by The jman December 27, 2008
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search artist

Someone who doesn't know the answer, but is really good at using internet search engines to find it.
That guy isn't an expert, he's just a search artist.
by kwaping January 6, 2006
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Sleeping Scars

The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.
I must have slept wrong, because I have all these sleeping scars.
by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010
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