sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Sea rhinoceros

A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.

The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.

by Rooddy March 9, 2020

sea bright

sea bright, nj is a basically a playground for hot and rich kids from rumson, fair haven, middletown, etc. you will see at least 100 jeep wranglers. it's grown a lot over the last few years but it's a great town that is more for locals than bennies who often go to beaches like sandy hook, belmar, point pleasant, etc. still gets crowded in the summer though.

overall, a gnarly spot filled with spoiled-rotten beach kids

it took forever to get through sea bright yesterday because the bennies were clogging the roads.

by gthomps722 June 13, 2020

sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.

"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"

by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020

Sea Shanty 2

A song from original Runescape. The best song in the entire universe.

You listen to Sea Shanty 2? You must be a god.

by 2zsl November 9, 2020