sap shit

When your emotional AF...

Not to be on sum sap shit but I miss her/him

by therealzoreo November 4, 2017

Sap music

Sap music is music that get you in your feelings. I.e. love songs or depressing ass break up songs.

Kevin: What you listening to?

Joseph: I’m listening to some sap music
Kevin: Such as ?
Joseph: That Drake Take Care kind of sap music

Kevin: Sapping ass nigga

by 21Depressed October 18, 2017

sap sucker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person or thing.

That douche Sidney Crosby is such a sap sucker.

by muricafuckyeah March 8, 2014

Sap and gloria

An expression used to describe someone's unusually sappy habits, such as gushing at the sight of lovers in a movie or TV show, or buying presents for all of their friends "just because".

I know I'm not usually all sap and gloria, but I just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me.

Awwww.

by melba ryyn May 19, 2005

Sap Stick

A weiner

Drew has a small sap stick.

by Esurance and Mad Dog October 17, 2008

sap rock

Rock music tailor-made for radio airplay, featuring nice harmonies and uplifting lyrics about how hard life is and how you can overcome if you just believe in yourself.

"Have you heard the new Shinedown album? Those guys used to rock pretty hard, but now they're all about the sap rock."

Sample lyrics (Caution: may induce vomiting):

"We all know that life ain't fair/But there's more of us we're everywhere/We don't have to take this back against the wall/
We don't have to take this we can end it all"

("Bully" by Shinedown)

by Combaticron July 7, 2012

sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.

I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.

by hobopotato May 14, 2012