SANDFORDNESS

THIS REFERS TO ANYONE WHO USES CRAIGSLIST OR RELATED SITES TO COLLECT NEEDS OR WANTS - REFER BACK TO THE 70s show SANFORD AND SON

Man! He used his sandfordness to furnish his whole house!

by magsymac October 21, 2010

Stanford Rapist

The worlds most hated college student. The Rapist raped a unconscious girl behind a dumpster and was sentenced to 6 months for "only 20 minutes " and only served 3 months cause any longer would ruin his swimming career and will effect him.

The Stanford Rapist is the worst college swimmer.

by WTFISWRONGWITHTHISCOUNTRY September 6, 2016

Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007

stanford

Where the students who don't get into MIT go.

Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.

by histort21 July 7, 2017

Stanford

-noun
A failed version of Berkeley.

Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.

by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008

Safford

A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.

by Grizzlies January 15, 2009