soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 06, 2022

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 11, 2017

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 07, 2013

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024