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Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure
"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"
by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012
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Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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sales trashing

Intentionally talking about about a product or service in order try and ruin it's sales.

Usually happens on forum sites like hackforums.
Seller: *Makes thread about his new product on a forum site*
Sales Trashing guy: Wow, what a terrible product. It's has such and such issue. It also looks like garbage. Don't buy it!
by AjaxTheGod September 25, 2017
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boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.
this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.
by srah January 23, 2005
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Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.
by satchelhater May 5, 2009
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vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
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