Salmon Fillet

A salmon fillet refers to the vagina of a young, well groomed, well maintained girl who’s pussy is a reflection of this...

The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)

"Dude, I went out with this sick asian school girl last night"

"For real, how was the pussy?"

"salmon fillet motherfucker"

by Nayna's mate Berry May 20, 2009

Salminate

The action of salminating. Is usually a part of the salmination process. Men and women both salminate, sometimes together, other times alone. Anything walking/living can and will be salminated. Some salminate more than others, none go unsalminated their entire life.

"Yo what you boys up to?"
"Bro were just bustin a mission, tryna salminate anything walking"
"Word"

by NastyNoel November 22, 2020

Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

salmaniac

Salmaniac is Fan of Bollywood Megastar Salman Khan. He is loyal , loves and respects his idol. Salmaniac is like The Lion of Jungle on Social Media.

Salmaniac is Boss

by Wickedmind May 11, 2019

Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006

Salma Hayek Syndrome

A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.

by jbvita February 13, 2007

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009