Rule 36

Basically if anything exists someone would have a fetish for it. For example i have a fetish for bees.

Me: I would fuck a bee.
Person:What the fuck?
Me:You know rule 36 right?
Person: No.
Me:Then look it up.
Person: K.
Me: K.
the end
Person: K.

by Bee fucker March 11, 2020

1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

Rule of Sixes

The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.

1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs

Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"

Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"

Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"

Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"

Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"

***Normal guy walks up to them***

Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"

by Lit Romney June 9, 2020

Reverse sidewalk rule

When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.

Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

by Dre' October 16, 2012

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule

May 15th There will be a fight at LSIA

Rep purple alien gang o green alien gang

other gangs are not allowed to participate in the fight for domination of all of Los Santos.
Rules.
Baseball Bats ONLY NO GUNS because that’s puss shit MELEE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS
NO GUNS
BASEBALL BATS REPEAT BASEBALL BATS
if you’re broke for a 300k alien suit then just wear the colors you gonna rep for the fight .
pull up in your colored car

Pull up

PUROLE GANG OR GREEN GANG
💜💜💜💜🥒💜🥒🍆🥒🥒🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💜💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💚💜💜💚💜

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule
bro : bro what are you?
other bro: i’m purple gang wbu
bro: i’m green...
other bro: fuck you then bitch ass green we setting this may 15th at LSIA pussy ass green
bro: aight bitch ass purple goof fucker

by mr. water bottle May 2, 2020