rivery

Adj. to describe someone as stubborn as the water in rivers flowing down. They just want to do things their own way.

Probably manipulative and will drag you down with them. They cannot take no for an answer, and will make everything about them.

“Damn.. Charles is being rivery, I might drop him”

“My child's friend is very rivery, they’re making my children uncomfortable”

“Why can’t Sherry just accept my answer, she’s being rivery.”

by Asstastic1390 February 8, 2022

Rivers of blood

A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs

Ew, that kid is spamming his rivers of blood. hes dog shit

by Huge Jazzz June 28, 2022

Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013

Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018

joe rivers

Black man who knows how to play football. Has a hot ass girl. He is a great guy. Funny as hell. Loves to play guitar. He has an obsession with tenacious d.

Joe rivers is a bad ass footballer.

by Burger King manv2 October 26, 2020

Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017