river raped

A Texas Hold'em term. It is where someone with a weak hand manages to get a very nice hand at the last possible moment (ie. the River), completely defeating your previously-good hand.

I stormed out of the casino after being river raped 5 times in a row!

by FUMA March 19, 2006

Web Raped

When a new person (female) posts up in a forum with scantily clad pictures or even just a face shot. She is immediately hounded by all of the single and not so single forum perverts to the point where the thread gets closed, locked or just disappears.

Did you catch that new girls thread? She was jumped by like 4 different guys on the forum until the admin closed it. Yeah, she was web raped...

by slowdog13 September 28, 2009

Booty Butt Nigga Raped

When you have an embarrassing death in a video game

Damn, That guy totally Booty Butt Nigga Raped me when he did that 360 No Scope

by Butter Knife Bob November 20, 2022

Ripped Ballsack

Having a tear or tears in the skin of the scrotum. Usually caused by slipping and falling on a sharp object eg. an upright knife.

Dom: Hey did you here about that Rob dude?

Josh: oh, wasnt he the one which...

Both: RIPPED HIS BALLSACK>

RIPPED BALLSACK

RIPPED BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSACK

by dc9500 April 23, 2010

Riperino

A response to something bad

Jada: "I just failed my class"
Caroline: "riperino"

by RIP Riperino April 3, 2018

Ripe

At the perfect place of developed and fresh

That idea was ripe. His new rhymes are ripe.

by Sjonesy February 3, 2017

ripped jeans

Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.

Real Ripped Jeans:
Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working.

Fake:
Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.

by Me47 May 9, 2011