Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012

retirement rocker

a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)

Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh

by Mefodikal May 2, 2006

Reticulous

Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.

Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous

Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern

Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous

by Paddy and Sam September 8, 2010

Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

hd retina display

The display on 4th generation iPod touch/iPhones and iPhone 4s. It is 960x840 pixels, squished into a 3.5 inch display.

Genius bar rep: The iPhone 4 has hd retina display, it makes porn better looking, and you'll look better then others.

Me: Will it fit in a manilla envelope?

Genius bar rep: Yes.

*Crowd goes ape shit*

Me:TAKE MY MONEY!

by bootybuttcheecks January 30, 2012

Rethuglicon

A member of the Republican party who uses his/her status or political power as a method to impose their viewpoint on everyone else.

Joe is a Rethuglicon who believes everyone should be required to stand for the National anthem.

by Gwal3180 October 19, 2018

rolling stones retire

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it

hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year

by boots9288 September 16, 2009