batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 4, 2017

Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.

Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.

by Jonn Little July 19, 2018

Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH

by SineQuaNon June 1, 2019

Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.

At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good

by TallMoney December 7, 2020

Hentai reach through

When you're doing a chick cow girl and she reaches through her ass and Jack's you off from inside her ass

My girlfriend and I were trying to take our relationship to the next level when she reached through her ass hole and gave me a hentai reach through

by Grogan88 April 3, 2021

San Diego Reach around

The act of tricking your friend into thinking it's a sexual term

I gave Caroline a San Diego reach around and she was confused.

by Danielsmith March 19, 2016

Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance

by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017