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Reemin

When telling a joke thats not funny and doing something to dumb. That doesnt makes since
Him- whats 9 + 10... Twenty one lol

Me- Your Reemin
by RICKTHERULER March 5, 2015
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Remington

A short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from Podunk, North Dakota.
What's that coming towards us through the blizzard?
-Oh, it's just Remington.
by Rajari February 3, 2010
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reminiscintologist

One who masters in the art of reminiscing. A professional reminiscer who works to push the field of reminscing further by innovating new reminiscing techniques.
Dr. Van Nostrum works as a reminiscintologist, he helped me recall the events that took place on that one fatefull summer.
by cisley September 10, 2004
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Remism

Remism

Remism is the religion in which the beliefs revolve solely around unicorn foetus tears.

It was discovered in the late 13th century, when Remmy McRem drank some unicorn foetus tears and miraculously became disabled.

He shrank from 6 ft 3 to 3ft 5, and could not, no matter how hard he tried, stop his tongue from hanging outta his mouth

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHT is the mantra which Remists repeat over and over when meditating.

In the annual holiday of Remmadan, the religious dish of Raisingreenscrote is eaten whilst grating Shaze. Afterwards, Remists play a game called brown the mince.

They take it in turns to snort bits of raw meat through a straw – the winner gets to eat some cabbage dipped in unicorn foetus tears.

Presents can be given on this holiday, which goes back to when Remmy McRem was given an alpaka called Gary to ride to his auntie's brothel to get some soup because he couldn't cook because he was disabled REMember.

There once was a man named Remmy,
Who woke up and he had a semi,
He played with his chode,
then he shot his load,
And fed it to the children from Denny.

This is holy scripture of Remists, they read it every tuesday which is known as Remday. Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm.
"I met this Remist the other day, he was riding his alpaka well fast! I heard him doing his mantras too, all like - 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEESHT' 'n' shit" Remism is hilare.
by Remlover November 23, 2011
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Remis

A smelly homosexual Gipsy, that practices black magic and lives on nothing but rice.
I Think that remis just put a curse on me. :(
by Santasack April 16, 2012
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Remi Job

A sexual session only lasting one to two minutes maximum. This is due to the inability to control oneself or rather, hold ones load.
Are you crazy? Were never gonna have enough time to make it to the show in time if you stop by that girls house to have sex. Its ok, it will be quick, Im just gonna give her a Remi Job.
by Jacked Horse February 23, 2010
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Remiity

Remiity, aka the discomfort streamer, is an extremely chaotic content creator on the rise. This smurf showed early interest in arson and a love for Nicolas Cage. Join remiity's discord for even more chaos and a community on the brink of insanity.
Remiity stole my kneecaps because I forgot to subscribe and complete my daily prayer to danny devito.
by Thisisausernamelmao May 30, 2021
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