Orderer's Remorse

When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.

Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"

Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"

by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010

Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020

Bider's Remorse

Electing someone thought to be someone different than who they were.

In 2020 the United States elected Joe Biden as 46th President of the United States. By 2021 most wished they had not voted for Joe, coining a phrase, "Bider's Remorse".

by Gerk Merkin November 29, 2020

facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm March 1, 2012