Orderer's Remorse

When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.

Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"

Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"

by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010

Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011