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Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
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Rebound

When a person uses another person to get over a cycle in a short period of time then drop them like it was nothing
He used her as a rebound when his ex broke his heart
by Rhoana June 12, 2018
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brown rebound

when you fuck a bitch up the ass, and make her suck your wanker afterwards
when i kiss her, it smells like she was just brown rebounded.

After brad shoved that bottle up his ass, he wanted to be brown rebounded.
by T-Bone December 6, 2002
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I demand a recount!

"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.

Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.

"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.
by Timothy Matias October 16, 2010
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ReLove

The act of going back to a previous Love.

Often used the same way as the word relive.

Can also be used as a compound of the phrase redo love.
Jon: Dude, I hung out with my ex-girlfriend the other day.

Bill: Man, you are gonna ReLove.

I haven't surfed for years but I am totally relovein' it.

I am going to relove that chick from the club.
by Dcollier January 11, 2009
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Rebounder

someone who goes to another significant other right after they break up with someone else.
Wow.... Silas is such a rebounder
by Dog liver February 21, 2017
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Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
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