relaxing the gentleman's way

In a word- masturbating.

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009

force-reading

The act of compelling oneself to read highly tedious or difficult material, whether in book, journal or electronic format, particularly under pressure to do so within a specified deadline. A technique commonly employed by students working on essays or dissertations, or persons working late at night preparing for a presentation or exam the following day.

"I was force-reading the paper, hoping to spark my interest in politics and finally start working on my thesis"

by Kashish July 7, 2009

lip reading

Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.

Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.

by domino woodstock October 28, 2013

the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022

reading

The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting

"Reading...ain't nobody got time for that."

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 26, 2017

reading day

the day after classes are done with in college and the day before exams starts.... reading day usually consists of sobering up from the night before and sleeping off the hangover, there is no reall reading or studying for that matter going on at all!

what are we doing for reading day?????

by ASU student December 7, 2006

Preloading

Preloading is the process of drinking copious amounts of alcohol in preparation for a night out. In the process saving valuable money on drinks.

Normally used by mothers and the older generation who have heard the kids talking about Prelashing and misinterpreted it.

Originally coined in the small British town of Banbury

See also: Prelashing and Prinks

Mum 1: OMG have you seen the kids do this preloading thing?
Mum 2: Yes its obscene, I never drank like that.

Kid: MUM its prelashing you doyle.

by RobDog September 5, 2012