The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
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Get the Ass Relish mug.When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.
"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"
"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
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by mrlordwaffles September 30, 2010
Get the Religist mug.A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
by phillydriter April 18, 2010
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person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
Get the Religious warfare mug.(noun) Religiously ridiculous, something completely insane and out of the ordinary that pertains to religion.
by triplecool95 June 3, 2011
Get the Religulous mug.Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
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