Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.

"Joshua Reed is so good at Fortnite!"
"I know"

by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018

Charlie Reed

A rare sight of a girl who's fun to be around and who's also not a bitch

Charlie Reed is alright I guess

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool

girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!

by shebb November 9, 2020

Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 8, 2017