the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008

Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"

Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.

by 1cebear August 13, 2010

raccoon dog

Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.

Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!

by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005

Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

by NL1981 July 10, 2010

rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008

Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010

raccoon ass

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.

Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!

by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005