Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.
by December 19, 2020
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the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.
Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!
by Chico The Goat December 14, 2008
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Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"
Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.
by 1cebear August 12, 2010
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raccoon dog

Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.
Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!
by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005
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Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.
A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.
by NL1981 July 09, 2010
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rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.
Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.
by Dan & Dave August 20, 2008
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Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.
Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.
by TRaccoon9 April 01, 2010
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