Smokin' a Raisin

Dragging on a cig after its been lit and put out.... cause it tastes like a raisin!

Is that lit? Nah, I'm smokin' a raisin son!

by Madcap-City March 17, 2015

Raisin Pussy

An old lady with super ugly makeup

That raisin pussy died.

by Buklawoflife January 8, 2014

wet raisin

When you lick another persons (male or female's) dry asshole to provide lube and/or give pleasure to the rectum.

Damn, Gennifer's ass was so dry that I had to give her a wet raisin just to fit it in!

by Makemmoan Roan August 2, 2016

bunshole raisin

synonym for hemorrhoid

“Dang Jimmy, my bunshole raisin is driving me nuts!”

by Alijandro November 15, 2010

Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.

Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!

by Beefboy June 9, 2014

a raisin g

Means, how are you doing? Or what's going on? Or when you did something dumb and you have nothing to say.

Pronounced, A rayzen g. (said in a jamaican accent)

Hey how are you doing today?
AYY A raisin g!

Ayyy a raisin g my home dogs.

by john flick November 11, 2021

Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016