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Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.
Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!
by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006
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proxie

proxieOne person who holds an inevitable amount of stupidity in any field. The one person who holds the name proxie holds useless information. There is only one proxie who shall never be duplicated, for there is no reason to duplicate such a dumbass.
ProXie is a stoopit J3W.
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probing

Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.
1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."
by paniq February 23, 2005
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proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.
David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.
by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008
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America's Army: Proving Grounds

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty
Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"
by Capillari June 20, 2017
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Proximian

Noyes is a Proximian. Carl Sage is a Proximian.
by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006
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Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010
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