protein people

avid gym-goers and people who take enough pre workout to kill a fully grown horse.

hey have a look at Mark, he’s about to bench 405. He’s officially a part of the protein people.

by womenscaremefr July 5, 2023

Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.

"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

by bekim June 12, 2012

Man protein

Semen, jizz, cum....

" I had his man protein last night and it was so good!"

by longschlong69 December 27, 2014

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by anonymous March 18, 2021

protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.

Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

protein tsunami

Cumshot or ejaculation. A massive load on the face or breasts of a woman.

"Jason doused that girl with a protein tsunami."

"Pornstars love protein tsunamis."

by bigblue05 March 6, 2008