Emotional Prostitution

Verb -

The act of seeking fulfillment through something other than self. Usually the person engaged in emotional prostitution is none other than the Emotional Prostitute

It wasn't uncommon for the Emotional Prostitute to engage in emotional prostitution

by An Emotional Prostitute November 21, 2010

yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.

"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."

by fuji8 March 26, 2021

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.

support the legalized prostitution movement.

by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011

general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

Prosecution whore

a narcicistic, seemingly self confident, yet self loathing {individual involved in the legal system}, who once was a {victim} and now is overeager and ready at all times to stick it to the {bad guys}.

She was a {prosecution whore} who could sniff out those likely to have {perpetrated a wrongdoing} like no one else, and was always eager to convict their sorry asses.

by prosecution whore October 2, 2009