proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

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Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

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proper ting

a very atrative person

friend 1: se that girl over there she's quite fit init
friend 2: yeah she's a proper ting still

by hansomeinit April 9, 2021

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Proper Dropper

A punishment, often dealt by moneylenders in the United Kingdom, where hydrochloric acid is dispensed by eyedropper to burn the debtor and encourage them to pay the money back as quickly as possible.

1. For failure to pay his gambling debts that man had his face burned by a Proper Dropper.

2. You have 1 week to pay back the money you owe or you will be tortured by a Proper Dropper.

by UK Tourist August 24, 2008

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