Proper Pie

Reference to a persons behind/bottom/ass, that it is so gorgeous/sexy/hot that you just want to bury your face in it.
-Hey! Look at that ass. That's some proper pie.

-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.

-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.
by TheNewYorker June 02, 2014
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Proper Norris

This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.

The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.

Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.

*Real names have not been used to protect identities.
'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'
by Lizzie A January 15, 2007
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proper tilted

When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.
I'm getting fucking proper tilted my guy!!! *breaks controller*
by Lt. Halfpipe August 08, 2017
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proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard
That girl over there is a proper melly
by Keeneanos April 04, 2017
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Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 09, 2021
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Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.
I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.
by The Ghost66 January 24, 2021
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Proper-dog

To wrap a hot towel around one's member mid coitus in order to heat said member to heighten her pleasure
"Mike gave me the proper-dog last night, it was steaming, I loved it"
by Seepha June 11, 2022
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