Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.

Right, that's proper annoying me.

by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017

Proper-dog

To wrap a hot towel around one's member mid coitus in order to heat said member to heighten her pleasure

"Mike gave me the proper-dog last night, it was steaming, I loved it"

by Seepha June 11, 2022

proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.

Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk

by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016

Proper slothin'

To be bragging about that you look haggard

A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''

by Lollipop1234567890 November 25, 2010

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Proper Norris

This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.

The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.

Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.

*Real names have not been used to protect identities.

'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'

by Lizzie A December 9, 2008