Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.

My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.

by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019

precession

The idea that the social idea of time exists in the past while the structure of time exists in the future.

Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.

Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.

by sandraxine September 5, 2020

Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.

Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Forward Processing

Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.

Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.

by John Leighow July 18, 2005

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014