Primal Diet Daddy

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.

My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?

by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023

phimosis

A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.

The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.

"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"

John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.

by CampusPizza June 7, 2007

Primary Dealers

pwi-meh-wee deew-ews

1. financial terrorists.

The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Paimon

emergency food. and a toy 🤨

“i love eating paimon, its the best food ever uwu”

by mondstadt February 3, 2021

Primal Love

Primal Love is when instinct and emotion, overpowers thought. When two bodies meet and they literally join as one with no inhibition.

The couple was clawing, grabbing, pulling, holding, and expressing what could only be Primal Love.

by Debbee46 April 17, 2018

Primanti

The best fucking sandwich on the face of this world. Only made in Pittsburgh, the drunkest, highest, biggest party in the world.

Hey! Let's go eat a Primanti's, the best fucking sammich in the world, in this city! The best fucking CITY in the world.

by EvanzilcH May 23, 2006

pramod

1. A cool guy usually having bithdays around march
2. Someone who is kindhearted and tries making people happy

U aint so cool, James is a pramod.

by yoyohan October 2, 2009