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President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro
President houseplant has been very transformational
by Eushshtb March 20, 2021
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President Trump

1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.

2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"

"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.

2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"

"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
by AngryAndRightOfCenter April 25, 2017
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the presidential

A type of short ponytail resembling that of the founding fathers.
Did you see Jay yesterday? He had the presidential.
by AMFye August 6, 2011
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Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.
The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.
by `/.;' May 5, 2011
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President Daniels

Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.
"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.
by cnelson13 May 26, 2007
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Presidential Aids

The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!
by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020
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Aging like a president

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.
I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.
by JonaOG October 15, 2009
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