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Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.
by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011
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Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 1, 2019
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Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter
Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh
by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014
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Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011
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Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
by Mahabarat March 10, 2010
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premature extextulation

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.
by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011
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