popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.
Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!
by erineeee March 13, 2011
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Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
by Hexicon September 27, 2006
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Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.
Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
by Blingoop January 08, 2022
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big popper

A women with a large clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.
"Sheeet, people be thinkin she packin heat with that big popper. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."
by atm TJ July 31, 2019
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pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.
He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.
by daybreak02 May 15, 2016
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Popper dump

When you’re buzzing so hard after hitting a fat popper toke your only option is to run to the bathroom and rip a fat dump
Nich: Yo Bean that was fat how you feeling that was fat!
Bean: Buzzing dude, I gotta go to the bathroom I think a popper dump just hit me
by Toothlessjones August 15, 2019
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Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!
I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.
by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019
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