popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.

Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!

by erineeee March 29, 2011

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006

cadoodle poppers

A country way of having bite size mishaps.

Ah cadoodle Poppers, the dog climbed over the fence again!!

by bailsuknowit July 9, 2009

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 11, 2014

Titty popper

A small gun a woman can carry in her breast.

Don’t mess with that girl she carries a titty popper and will use it.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019