Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

poopsha

a mega turd

"God, Jimmy was such a poopsha when he broke up with Jessica!"

by stickybunzzz January 28, 2021

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 1, 2021

Poopsock

A sock that is filled with poop

Hey man, i found your poopsock under my bed

by dios_spouse April 7, 2021

poopshartfart

Big poop ahhaha shartyfarty poop boy

Ayo did you just poopshartfart yourself Darron?!?

by AAAAAAAAA December 7, 2021

poopstick

something you say out loud to yourself when slightly flustered or frustrated. simply a substitute for saying ''f**k'' out loud or under your breath.

*sigh*... ugh, poopstick.

by goldenbridgetroll February 27, 2023

poopsticker

Mainly a used term in Africa, although could be used anywhere else. Poopsticker is used when oneself takes a poop
then puts the turd in a bucket, (by hand) then proceed to attach a sticker to that piece of feces in that bucket. Once

the person has found his victim, the person swings the bucket to the victim and the turd fly's out to there face with a

nice little sticker in the end.

This term and action was found in southern Africa as a "extreme" joke of action to there peers. Mainly these horrific
feces attacks has been happening frequently but has since bin died down.

WHY DID YOU THROW FECES AT MY MOM!

its not a bad thing, poopsticker is an art of true kindness and integrity, you should be happy.

WHAT??

by Thepoopstickinggod November 13, 2022