Poolside picnic

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

PoopShank

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poopsclusive

To do something exclusively on the toilet.

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.

by the_flying_dutchman August 20, 2013