pooprastinate

When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.

Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.

Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.

Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.

by numbskull38 February 28, 2021

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poonrash

Vaginal STD.

This women gave me a poonrash after we had sex. Crabs or some other STD

by Thomas Hood January 19, 2004

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poocrastination

The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.

Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.

Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.

by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011

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poocrastination

noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed

See procrastination

Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.

Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.

by Dark Donut October 13, 2011

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