Pooned

Extreemly boned. Sort of the pwned of boned.

Oh my shit, you pooned her!

by Little Ben November 11, 2003

poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

poon

nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e

1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass

by kevin michael mcalpine November 5, 2004

poon

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs

"hey pooooooooooooooooon"

by Shyn November 29, 2003

poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

by Gnome November 21, 2004

poon

pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon

dude she likes pooning all night.

by kiananani December 20, 2010