white poodle

Another name for cocaine.

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.

by MC PD September 1, 2008

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Toy Poodle

A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.

Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"

by digitalerie September 2, 2014

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porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

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wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010

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Poodle Bear

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).

Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."

by Ariesian February 10, 2019

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