polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

by PrettyStonePark January 27, 2016

Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.

"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"

by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012

Polish Helicopter

When you Six Pack a baby and spin it above your head.

Christopher Walken was arrested for giving a polish helicopter to Suri Cruise

by nyjets630 May 4, 2009

Polish the dice

To give a blow job. The next step after roll the dice.

Guy 1: She isn't ready to smoosh, but she totally will polish the dice.
Guy 2: Damn I could use a good dice polishing!

by Muracle Whip, Kpo & C-Unit December 4, 2010

Polishing the Canoe

The act of female masturbation.

Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.

by ricktheaddj October 8, 2009

Polish milkshake

When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.

Man, I sure am hungry. I could go for a good polish milkshake right now.

by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017

Polishing The Pewter

Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.

10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.

by Cambone September 8, 2005