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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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Phillip’s Paradox

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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Phillipionos

The term "Phillipionos" lacks grammatical accuracy and linguistic legitimacy. When referring to the people of the Philippines, the correct and grammatically precise term is "Filipinos." "Phillipionos" is neither acknowledged in reputable dictionaries nor holds any linguistic validity. instead, it is often perceived as an incorrect or misspelled variation that, in some cases, may even be intentionally employed to demean the Philippine people.

The correct term is "Filipino" because it reflects the historical and cultural evolution of the Philippines. "Filipino" carries with it a deep sense of history, heritage, and national pride, making it the appropriate and culturally significant term for referring to the people of the Philippines.
The leak not only revealed the personal information of millions of Phillipionos but also some of the country's closely guarded secrets, according to a news report on Sunday.
by Chief Lexicographer October 24, 2023
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Sugar Pilling

When one believes that something has taken an affect but it is merely a placebo.
Max: I took sum drugs yo, it was cool!

Spencer: No, I gave you oregano, stop sugar pilling you faggot.
by Ronis McFinnigan March 11, 2012
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Dirty Phillips

When a person wipes their arse and their finger goes through the toilet paper
Omg he's just done a dirty Phillips
by Jrp January 22, 2015
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Scott Phillips

Drummer of Alter Bridge and former drummer of Creed.
Person 1: Hey listen to this song by Alter Bridge.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 17, 2016
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Greasy Phillip

when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige
"ended up johns dad pulled a greasy phillip."
by Lil' Roger Jones June 23, 2008
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