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puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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Super Puberty

The process of undergoing puberty, but the genetic structure is tampered with to produce a voice so low that a female won't find you attractive at all. This also follows with other simptoms, such as excessive pubic hair growth, increased penis size, and even the growth of a mangina.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to George?"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He went to the doctor, and he told him he had super puberty."
by Lawlzorz0987654321 December 18, 2010
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Puberty blockers

Symptoms may include: Brain development stopping, depression, a sense of dread at all times, suicidal thoughts, lack of understanding yourself, suicide attempts and ect.
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Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.
1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.
by Americant October 15, 2008
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plumberry

Only the coolest thing in the world. It's not like a plum or a berry. It has nothing to do with either. Because it's a plumberry, and plumberries are awesome!!!!!
Guy:"Justin!! You're such a plumberry!.."
Justin:"Aww.. Shucks."
by Plumberry September 23, 2005
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Pluter

Established by a blonde genius in the Northwest, Pluter is commonly known as an orgasm from shopping.
Did you see my new dress? I plutered myself just looking at it.
by Pluter shopping orgasm December 16, 2010
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Puberty

Puberty occurs in children and teenagers some time in age range of 10-18. Every child will go through puberty at some stage, whether that be earlier or later than their friends and classmates.

Girls: Puberty for girls usually occurs between the age's of 8-16. Sometimes girl's can start earlier or later. Many girls start at 10 years old. They start earlier than boy's and finish earlier too. They usually begin with breast development and growth that also brings acne due to the oil increase in the skin following pubic hair and underarm hair witch results in their first period. Normally they are 11-13 when they get their period. When they get their period they will continue to grow in different parts of their body, and can become 6cm's taller overall. They will also mature emotionally and become more mature. They usually develop love interests around 11 years old, although some girls may not develop sexual feelings until they are older. When they finish puberty they are a full woman. This usually takes until they are about 14 or over, depending how early or late they started.

Boys: Boys start puberty later than girls, around 12 years of age. When they start puberty they will have acne, like girls, and be more sweaty. Their genitals will grow longer and pubic hair will develop. Boys will build more interest in girls and may even feel more sexual feelings at the age of 16. They will become tall and their voices will get even more deeper. Facial hair may develop later.
Gabby:''I hate puberty!!''
Karen: ''I know, i just started my period. It doesn't half hurt''
Jake: ''James just admitted he loves karen!''
Friend: ''You see... -.-''
by KaylaShimmer August 20, 2014
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